Up close & personally dislike it

Last Friday, we went to take a closer look at Hummer H3 in their showroom in Beribi. I was enthusiastic since last night as we watched Evan Almighty on HBO... while Evan drive this huge Hummer. On tv, the vehicle looked super massive... I wondered how much it costs, how big the car is up close, what does it look in the interior, etc. So, I went saying to hub...

"Bah... Esuk liat Hummer tani rah showroom. Lawa ah, basar sulnya..."

"Mana saja. Lapas membayar kreta tah di Baiduri Beribi".

And so we went in the afternoon. It looks really good from afar. As we walked closer, I reached for the passenger door and opened it. Hmm... Sampit jua ah. And atapnya macam randah. I realized then that it looks a bit like my dad's mitsubishi pickup. I remember the first time I got into the pick up last year, I knocked my head on the upper door frame! Atu sakit! Sudah pun tehantuk, teduduk lagi tarus tu.

When I walked over to take a look at the rear part, I wasn't that interested anymore. I was thinking, 'Mun menarik perahu bisai ni dipakai basahan saja'.

I dunno about you guys out there, but in my point of view, everything is soooo squarish, like driving inside a cardboard box. I realized that Evan must've driven a bigger version of Hummer, maybe an H10 or sumthin'.

Hehe... and then, ada tia this sale representative came over, so we ask the price... hmmm.... 100 over thousand, ke'!
I mean, come on... baik lagi ku membali Land Cruiser VX mun cematu harganya. Tantu basar & luas. Haiyaaa... apraaa. Adang tah ku minat Hummer ani. Mekasih saja.