I had a horrendous encounter of a house lizard last Sunday night. Hence, on this matter, the culprit is not within a house. Here's how the story goes...
I was about to drive home from mom's place when I noticed a lizard poop rite on the dashboard in front of the steering wheel. And I went, "Bari heran jua ada taie cacak dlm kreta. Mcm d rumah saja. Tadi ku drive inda jua ku teliat ah".
As soon as I said that tepikir jua tarus jangan-jangan ada ia kali dalam ani. As my eyes explore the dashboard in front of me, there it was hiding against the windscreen INSIDE the car INFRONT OF ME!
Buru-punya-buru while grasping a silver sunscreen protector in my right hand, naughty lil' lizzy is out of sight for the time being. Tawakkal & praying that it wouldn't emerge itself out from its' hiding spot, I pushed myself into driving anyway.
Finally I reached home safely. Fuh! Baik jua selamat sampai. Mun ia ada time driving antaie, awu...melumpat ku kali eh!
Graciously pushing the door wide open, there it was again....the li'l culprit....plastered in between the door's hinge...its' tail slightly curled at the end!
Shit, shit shit! In a matter of seconds, I was already in the passenger seat!! I dunno how the hell did that happen. My two long feet and arms just went pulling myself out of the way...as far as I can from the li'l culprit.
Damn that lizard. Another problem... It better not be dead inside my car!
Angit tia bau bangkai cacak sebulan.
I was about to drive home from mom's place when I noticed a lizard poop rite on the dashboard in front of the steering wheel. And I went, "Bari heran jua ada taie cacak dlm kreta. Mcm d rumah saja. Tadi ku drive inda jua ku teliat ah".
As soon as I said that tepikir jua tarus jangan-jangan ada ia kali dalam ani. As my eyes explore the dashboard in front of me, there it was hiding against the windscreen INSIDE the car INFRONT OF ME!
Buru-punya-buru while grasping a silver sunscreen protector in my right hand, naughty lil' lizzy is out of sight for the time being. Tawakkal & praying that it wouldn't emerge itself out from its' hiding spot, I pushed myself into driving anyway.
Finally I reached home safely. Fuh! Baik jua selamat sampai. Mun ia ada time driving antaie, awu...melumpat ku kali eh!
Graciously pushing the door wide open, there it was again....the li'l culprit....plastered in between the door's hinge...its' tail slightly curled at the end!
Shit, shit shit! In a matter of seconds, I was already in the passenger seat!! I dunno how the hell did that happen. My two long feet and arms just went pulling myself out of the way...as far as I can from the li'l culprit.
Damn that lizard. Another problem... It better not be dead inside my car!
Angit tia bau bangkai cacak sebulan.
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